Motto: Make Uranus Great Again

"KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt) 06/18/2018 at 22:01 • Filed to: shitpost, shitposting, spaaaaaaaacccce, Us space force, united states space force

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Pew Pew Pew Space Lazers!

Space is like Bigly Yuge, believe me

First President in Space

WilliamsSW > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/18/2018 at 21:54

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Let’s send him on an exploration mission!

Preferably to be the first person to land on the surface of the sun

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > WilliamsSW 06/18/2018 at 21:56

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Tekamul > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/18/2018 at 21:56

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#NotMyAnus

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Tekamul 06/18/2018 at 21:57

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The Final Frontier

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/18/2018 at 22:00

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My anus is already amazing, thank you.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/18/2018 at 22:01

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/18/2018 at 22:01

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Don’t tell lies.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/18/2018 at 22:02

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I don’t have to lie. I’m not El Presidente.

AestheticsInMotion > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/18/2018 at 22:05

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I just found out Scotty from the original star Trek lives a few miles from me. Small world

MrDakka > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/18/2018 at 22:06

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Should’ve named it Department of Homeworld Defense a la Stargate

Chariotoflove > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/18/2018 at 22:10

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Wait, so you’re advocating for hemhorroids for all? I can’t get behind that.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Chariotoflove 06/18/2018 at 22:11

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Chariotoflove > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/18/2018 at 22:19

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7:07 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/18/2018 at 22:20

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MAGA make anus great again

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Chariotoflove 06/18/2018 at 22:23

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415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/18/2018 at 22:23

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KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 06/18/2018 at 22:26

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Spaceball-Two > AestheticsInMotion 06/18/2018 at 22:27

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Um, he passed in 2005.

Chariotoflove > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/18/2018 at 22:33

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All you need to know is that movie is only worth watching to see Dina Meyer.

Nick Has an Exocet > MrDakka 06/18/2018 at 22:37

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Now this I could get behind.

nermal > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/18/2018 at 22:37

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Gotta DIY, for greatness that’s out of this world.....

ThePlasticOne - no diggities expressed nor implied. > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/18/2018 at 22:39

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AestheticsInMotion > Spaceball-Two 06/18/2018 at 22:40

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Oh. Well... I wonder who that is than. The house was filled with Trek memorabilia, and whoever it was was in his 80's. My old boss is apparently not a well versed trekkie

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Chariotoflove 06/18/2018 at 22:44

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Denise Richards Helooooo?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > nermal 06/18/2018 at 22:55

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This seems painful but there is no MAGA without sacrificing a few Brazilians.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > 7:07 06/18/2018 at 22:57

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Make America Gape Again

Spaceball-Two > AestheticsInMotion 06/18/2018 at 23:34

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James Doohan did live out here. Bellevue then Carnation. I met him once in an elevator at Bell Square in the early 90s. He was nice.

Chariotoflove > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/18/2018 at 23:35

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No. Dina>>>Denise.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Chariotoflove 06/18/2018 at 23:40

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PatBateman > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/18/2018 at 23:56

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Uranus is YUGE.

PatBateman > Tekamul 06/18/2018 at 23:58

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#YesUranus

Wheelerguy > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/19/2018 at 00:07

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No, you’re a king. Jesus Christ. The last thing we’d want to hear is how your arse is doing.

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/19/2018 at 00:10

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“I get the free one!”

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/19/2018 at 00:38

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One more fart around the Sun

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/19/2018 at 00:47

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The BBC had this amazing graphic with the story:

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig 06/19/2018 at 06:17

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Nobody gets it for free

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/19/2018 at 10:18

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I’d usually mention Godwin’s Law when I see stuff like this, but it’s a nice and subtle implementation. Others should pick it up for political cartoons as his only distinguishing features are being orange and that ridiculous hair.